Waving and Drowning

*boop*
"...huh? Whu..."
*boop*
"Whu...oh shit. Oh man oh man, SIR! SIR GET IN HERE!"
"What is it Simmonds, what-"
*boop*
"-Mother of God"
"It's showing life signs Sir! The NFA Blog! What do I do, sir?!"
"Stay calm Simmonds! Remember your training. Just keep an eye on it. Hopefully it will recover completely soon enough."
"Yes sir!"